The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Damn the Man

As of 10:00 this morning, Lot 1 is nolonger with us...
The Man hired the blue collars to clear the area with total disregard for our architecture. Our apologies to the children form Cedar, future tenants, and of course to all those brave souls who worked themselves hungry digging it out.

What will the next poject be? Who knows...

Monday, January 17, 2005

Lot One is Complete!

Here we are, all four officers, finishing up the first igloo just out front of Wally's. Be sure to let us know if you want to reserve it for an event or campout!(Thank you Curtis for this beautiful shot)

Thursday, January 13, 2005

A Brand New Semester!!

Hello all, welcome back!

Climbing into the second semester of the 4FC, we have had to make a lot of changes around headquarters. I want to take a moment to thank James and Adam, two of our former officers, for all their help and support last semester, and to wish them good luck now that they have graduated and left us. Adam, we're proud of you! (inside joke) Also, I would like to congratulate James on his upcoming wedding. Anyhow, we have a new treasurer now, welcome Isaac Archer. And due to some amendments we had to make to the club in order to become official, there are now only four officer positions available, but don't fret, we are still looking for a few department heads and chapter representatives.

OK, here's the calendar, this weekend we are starting up the 4FC Winter Homes Project, we will be building igloos and making them availalble for camping in, and hosting activities in for any members and their folk. Next week the ratification process should start for our constitution and then our homeless shelter fundraiser can get on it's feet, later this spring there will definately be a car smashing event to raise money for a (clambake?) That'll be fun too, so stick with us and be entertained. I also want to remind you folks that if any of you want to organize a taseful prank, we are at you disposal,(And armed with El Pan De Polo, hehe, second inside joke) Just drop a line on our e-mail!

One more interesting item, we have a faculty advisor now, so if you have a class with or see Dr. Jack Judkins in the hall, congratulate him on teaming up with such a wonderful organization. The website will be under editing for awhile, so be patient with the links. And, our meeting times have changed to 6pm on thursdays (every thursday for officers/heads/rep's, every other thursday for group sessions which will be filled with games and activities) and all meetings will take place in the basement lounge of Pine hall from now on. OK then, you all take care and be sure to stop by and check out the igloos this weekend!

-4FC Prez-

Saturday, January 01, 2005

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