The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

A Whole New World

Welcome officers, members, and strangers alike, to a brand-spanking-new year here at BSU. This year we are determined to show this "college" who we are and just exactly what we're capable of; more entertaining activities, a bigger snow fort, more crazy members, more parties at bartender Jack's motorcycle bar and grill (the "garage"), a whole lot more Laughing Dog, longer pool tournaments, a meaner Strong Talk, an even more incomprehensible Pompous Playhouse, plus a whole bunch of wacky stuff that we haven't even thought of yet. So, join us on this unpredictable adventure, play a bigger role in the club, and always feel free to write to us for more information or with requests for anything under the sun and we'll see what we can do!