The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Summer Break for 4FC? I Think Not!

While it may seem like we are sitting on our bums doing nothing, our vice president has been making some community connections from his part of the country, and the artistic director, treasurer and myself went on a little campout in Aurora. Our faculty advisor has even been seen on campus doin' his thing, and you'd better believe that Laughing Dog has been making his contributions. It's been a darned good summer, and next year is gonna be fun too! Here are some pics from the trip.



Dr. Jack at the wheel of his famous dirty deeds 1-ton van.



Here's Jack with Isaac and his lackey Kai, sorting our rations at the campsite.



After sleeping in a parking lot in Duluth, we woke up to find that we had been boarded inside the lot for the big marathon. They closed off the interstate to watch people run... brilliant city.

posted by Itheus at 10:37 PM

1 Comments:

  • I like how you take a look at my picture in the van and say, wait a second, is he wearing sunglasses at night? Then you see that the van has pressboard for windows. Wow.

    By Blogger J. Montgomery Spencer, at 12:27 AM  

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