The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

How Mysterious

The 4FC;

Is it a club, is it gang, is it a corporation, a pyramid scheme, an independant political party, a revolution, an ancient religious regime, an underground big brother society? Are they in any way responsible for the attempted murder of Gerald Ford? Who are these people and what are they trying to do?

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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Time Time Time...

It's something that we are not blessed with enough of here at the 4FC. Spring is on its way and there is still so much to prepare for. I would like to announce, however, the completion of a 20 minute Billiards Competition mockumentary that features some of our 4FC officers. Eventually we will host a showing of this, possibly along with other short entertaining films, so if you're interested, check back or write us about it.

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