The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

New 4FC Activity!

Wednesday April 20th in the lower union from 11:ooam to 1:00pm, be there, and if you haven't had a shave recently you're in luck! Bring a freind, bring a toy, bring a big vocabulary? I don't know, it might not even be worth skipping class for... wait a minute, yes it is. Go Jr. Detectives, WHOO!!!

posted by Itheus at 9:11 PM

1 Comments:

  • Hey Jr. Detectives... I just don't understand, how is a blacklight going to help you figure out who stole your stuff? I understand the idea, but are you all forensic scientists now or something? psh, Isaac should be getting that thing in the mail Wednesday, so Good Luck! & have fun with whatever the hell you're skipping class for, you rebels!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:12 PM  

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