The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Club Poster

So here's that rediculous poster we made of the 4FC officers. It's construction paper, glue, a pizza box, and a little too much free time.


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Thursday, April 21, 2005

4FC Barbershop Sprouts a Tradition

Well, it seems everything went smoothly at the barbershop. We had the chair filled all day and people were stopping by to chat with us and gawk at the silly posters, and the brave volunteers. If you didn't show, you missed a good time. After it was over, we decided this would be a fun thing to do every year, so keep a look out for it next spring!



Here we see Doctor Jack working quite cautiously on his first subject of the day. It's Jay, the 4FC prez!



Luckily Isaac was able to wake up our barber in time for the event. He says, "You gave me the hardest job!"

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

New 4FC Activity!

Wednesday April 20th in the lower union from 11:ooam to 1:00pm, be there, and if you haven't had a shave recently you're in luck! Bring a freind, bring a toy, bring a big vocabulary? I don't know, it might not even be worth skipping class for... wait a minute, yes it is. Go Jr. Detectives, WHOO!!!

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