The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Pompous Playhouse Two!!

We have officially begun recording, last minute parts are available. Stop by 4th floor Pine, 441, if you want to get in on the fun!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Important 4FC Project Planning Meeting!!!

All Exec's MUST attend, First week of Spring semester, Friday the 13th!!! That's right, the perfect evening to meet up in the skylab and plan out all the big stuff we want to accomplish this semester. Current Topics of discussion: Winter Homes Project 2006, Laughing Dog's informational pamphlets, and POMPOUS PLAYHOUSE #2, please, everyone come up with ideas or scripts before the meeting!!! More topics will come up as they are suggested. See you then, have a great holiday break everyone!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Armistice Day Shoot


It was a beautiful afternoon in the gravel pit. I brought out my full arsonal for the gang to have at. In attendence: Jason (President), Isaac (Treasurer), Jarva (fmr. Oak Hall Rep.), Speiker (Speaker), members: Lindsay, Steve, and our newest member Nick. Also in attendence was Norm, Gen."Lumpy" McClellan, and Jason.


Here is Nick with my WWI Enfield infantry rifle.
(He fell over from the recoil.)




Jason giving Lindsay her first shooting lesson.
"Tell Norm to stand still, she's new at this game."


The DNR came and kicked us out after 90 minutes because this is supposedly a animal refuge, and it's hunting season. We'll be back in the spring, and maybe have a compitition.

Good times everybody.
-Jack Spencer (Artistic Director)

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

4FC Off to a Late Start

This friday, Veterans' Day, we are celebrating the old fashioned way... By shooting off a bunch of rounds and screaming at each other! So if you're in the club, join the fun and meet at Jack's Garage at noon and we'll pool some cash for ammo. If you need directions, e-mail the prez at skylight320@hotmail.com

See you there!

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

A Whole New World

Welcome officers, members, and strangers alike, to a brand-spanking-new year here at BSU. This year we are determined to show this "college" who we are and just exactly what we're capable of; more entertaining activities, a bigger snow fort, more crazy members, more parties at bartender Jack's motorcycle bar and grill (the "garage"), a whole lot more Laughing Dog, longer pool tournaments, a meaner Strong Talk, an even more incomprehensible Pompous Playhouse, plus a whole bunch of wacky stuff that we haven't even thought of yet. So, join us on this unpredictable adventure, play a bigger role in the club, and always feel free to write to us for more information or with requests for anything under the sun and we'll see what we can do!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

The 4FC becomes a member!

The 4FC became a member of Minnesota Public Radio this summer. As an organization who looks to the community for membership and support, I figured that to become a supporter of MPR was a wise choice. Over the course of the year I will provide updates as to how the membership is going and, if possible, will have a tribute to the 4FC played on air.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Summer Break for 4FC? I Think Not!

While it may seem like we are sitting on our bums doing nothing, our vice president has been making some community connections from his part of the country, and the artistic director, treasurer and myself went on a little campout in Aurora. Our faculty advisor has even been seen on campus doin' his thing, and you'd better believe that Laughing Dog has been making his contributions. It's been a darned good summer, and next year is gonna be fun too! Here are some pics from the trip.



Dr. Jack at the wheel of his famous dirty deeds 1-ton van.



Here's Jack with Isaac and his lackey Kai, sorting our rations at the campsite.



After sleeping in a parking lot in Duluth, we woke up to find that we had been boarded inside the lot for the big marathon. They closed off the interstate to watch people run... brilliant city.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Club Poster

So here's that rediculous poster we made of the 4FC officers. It's construction paper, glue, a pizza box, and a little too much free time.


Thursday, April 21, 2005

4FC Barbershop Sprouts a Tradition

Well, it seems everything went smoothly at the barbershop. We had the chair filled all day and people were stopping by to chat with us and gawk at the silly posters, and the brave volunteers. If you didn't show, you missed a good time. After it was over, we decided this would be a fun thing to do every year, so keep a look out for it next spring!



Here we see Doctor Jack working quite cautiously on his first subject of the day. It's Jay, the 4FC prez!



Luckily Isaac was able to wake up our barber in time for the event. He says, "You gave me the hardest job!"

Sunday, April 17, 2005

New 4FC Activity!

Wednesday April 20th in the lower union from 11:ooam to 1:00pm, be there, and if you haven't had a shave recently you're in luck! Bring a freind, bring a toy, bring a big vocabulary? I don't know, it might not even be worth skipping class for... wait a minute, yes it is. Go Jr. Detectives, WHOO!!!