The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Recruitment Part II

Look, we're pretending to be Mormons!!!


posted by Itheus at 7:13 PM

3 Comments:

  • Very well done in the whole mormon missionary thing. I happen to be one, so you did a pretty good job. I hope that the 4FC gets to be big on campus.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:48 PM  

  • So I was thinking that we need to get the club out to Diamond Point for a clambake. I mean it! A real fricky-dang clambake in the sand.
    -Brother Jack

    By Blogger J. Montgomery Spencer, at 5:00 PM  

  • Micah, Thanks for your support, we appreciate it.
    Jack, a clambake? What exactly does that entail?
    I'm all for suggestions.

    By Blogger Itheus, at 9:17 AM  

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