The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

The First Of Many

Did you know Jesus lived on the fourth floor?

posted by Itheus at 7:43 PM

5 Comments:

  • I did know that!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:06 PM  

  • no shit he lives down the hall from me right now

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:08 AM  

  • no shit he lives down the hall from me right now

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:09 AM  

  • Bastards! I was under witness protection! -Jesus

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:25 AM  

  • Bastards! I was under witness protection! -Jesus

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:25 AM  

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