Commonly Known Rules To Live By:
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1.) Do unto others as you would like to see performed on television.
2.) If you can’t take the heat, quit lighting your kitchen on fire.
3.) If you can’t beat them, fake your own death.
4.) There’s no “I” in team, just “Tea.” It must be an English word.
5.) An eye for an eye defeats the purpose of the barter system.
6.) A penny saved is a penny held hostage, you bastard.
7.) It’s better to have loved and lost, than to be stuck in a failing marriage.
8.) When the going gets tough, the tough usually resort to violence.
9.) Judge not, lest ye be done with law school.
10.) If at first you don’t succeed, it’s best not to tell anyone.
11.) Success is 1% inspiration, and 99% loans.
12.) The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That is, if you’re not strong enough to pierce through the ribcage.
13.) The laws of momentum mandate that objects at rest tend to stay at rest, unless they really have to go to the bathroom.
14.) When opportunity knocks, be weary, he’s probably trying to sell you something.
15.) If a picture is worth a thousand words, I think it would be really tough to read the negatives.
16.) Let your conscience be your guide, that way the tours are free. Risky, but free.
17.) There are no dumb questions, except that one that lives across from me. She doesn’t even know what an “inflection” is.
18.) Two wrongs don’t make a right, but it’s worth a shot.
19.) To err is human, to pass the blame is divine.
20.) Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, you might want breakfast tomorrow.
1.) Do unto others as you would like to see performed on television.
2.) If you can’t take the heat, quit lighting your kitchen on fire.
3.) If you can’t beat them, fake your own death.
4.) There’s no “I” in team, just “Tea.” It must be an English word.
5.) An eye for an eye defeats the purpose of the barter system.
6.) A penny saved is a penny held hostage, you bastard.
7.) It’s better to have loved and lost, than to be stuck in a failing marriage.
8.) When the going gets tough, the tough usually resort to violence.
9.) Judge not, lest ye be done with law school.
10.) If at first you don’t succeed, it’s best not to tell anyone.
11.) Success is 1% inspiration, and 99% loans.
12.) The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That is, if you’re not strong enough to pierce through the ribcage.
13.) The laws of momentum mandate that objects at rest tend to stay at rest, unless they really have to go to the bathroom.
14.) When opportunity knocks, be weary, he’s probably trying to sell you something.
15.) If a picture is worth a thousand words, I think it would be really tough to read the negatives.
16.) Let your conscience be your guide, that way the tours are free. Risky, but free.
17.) There are no dumb questions, except that one that lives across from me. She doesn’t even know what an “inflection” is.
18.) Two wrongs don’t make a right, but it’s worth a shot.
19.) To err is human, to pass the blame is divine.
20.) Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, you might want breakfast tomorrow.
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