The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Be Patient, Among Other things...

This site is just blossoming, there are many adjustments and additions to be made, so just chill out and let us work our magic. In the meantime, I want to give a heads up to all the 4FC members, that we will be having a 4FC representation contest at the homecoming dance this friday. Whoever promotes us the most, in any form (be creative), will recieve a prize, AND honorary status among the club!!!

So have fun and come with pride, we'll see you there!

-4FC President-

posted by Itheus at 4:47 PM

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