The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Chapter Representatives Needed!!!

We require the volunteering of two representatives for every Hall.
It's a fun job! You get to organize your chapter to do whatever you want, within reason, you get to hang out with the bigshots and help make decisions regarding the future of the 4FC, and you get to help us spend our money!!!
Much glory and honor come with the title, such as the likes of great tribal warriors and future world dominating dictators, all this can be yours!
All you have to do is notify us, have a chat, and you're pretty much in, however, we prefer people who have a good amount of influence over their 4th floor cohorts.
Both representatives will have equal power in their chapters, and any disputes will be settled by our officials. Sign up quick, spaces are obviously limited.
(If your chapter would like to elect representatives through it's own means, go for it, have brute strength competitions or battles of wits, it matters not as long as it's agreed upon.)

-4FC President-

1 Comments:

  • I think we need to promote the fact that The Fourth Floor Club has been asked to perform at the grand opening of the Oak Hall Game Room. I suggest much music. And singing, I know some of the girls in the 4FC who would love to show their vocal talents.
    Your humble Artistic Director,
    -Jack

    By Blogger J. Montgomery Spencer, at 4:09 PM  

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