The 4FC

Did you know the government has a weather machine, that's why we're getting so many hurricanes!... Isn't the human body like 90% salt?... If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen"... What, are you a communist? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!... Hey kid, I'm a computer, stop with all the downloading! (Help computer)... And everyone in the audience has to be naked to get into the show... All's I know is birth'n babies... Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Iambic pentameter, and you can forget about the cat food... I looked at the plant, then I tasted it!... So I says to Mable, I says... That's right, ALL the tea... Then a little squirell told me to kill people?.. Did everything just taste like purple?... Hey, buddy... Yeah YOU!... What's your problem? Why don't you mind your own business?!... Jack and Jill went to the slums to fetch a bag of crack, Jill got mugged and Jack was bugged, they never made it back... Sorry, but this isn't a porno site. You're probably looking for the 4FUC... You can't stop this marquee... It will scroll forever.

Monday, October 18, 2004

How 'Bout a Little Appreciation?!

I just want to take some time here to personally thank all of you wonderful people who have been helping out with the radio show, I know it is a long and grueling process, but I believe we've come a long way, and the results will prove to be well worth the effort! Remember, you might not always live on the fourth floor, but the spirit of the 4FC will go on forever!!

Sincerely, yer workoholic president, Jason

posted by Itheus at 8:43 PM

2 Comments:

  • Jason, you've done all the editing so far. If anyone should be thanked it's you.

    THANK YOU!

    By Blogger Jordan, at 10:22 AM  

  • I feel a little guilty because I think I have had the most fun out of the lot of you. I really couldn't have forseen the events of last week when the idea for the show was brought to me in that coffee shop. Coffee has two E's, right?
    I guess they're right about the 4FC when they say, "It's perfect and you love it."
    -Amy

    By Blogger J. Montgomery Spencer, at 10:45 PM  

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